Friday 22 June 2012


With Britain drowning under the all-new summer, the Church of England has been forced to make a statement today concerning the storms and record rainfall. Spokesmen for the CofE the right Reverend Brian Sewell simpered to reporters when faced with a barrage of questions concerning whether god was having a right old laugh? Denying this to be the advent of the apocalypse Dr. Sewell was able to point to the shocking lack of bike gangs roving the countryside, raiding for fuel and complaining about their backs to the sound of Steeleye Span.
When pressed on the issue of the fucking ridiculous weather Reverend Sewell was forced to admit that god had made a mistake; not knowing in the event that Glastonbury wasn’t on this year.

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