Playing
with Parquet means I’ve been finding all manner of lost or dead words to add to
those I’ve long treasured. It’s a good idea when writing not to use a word that
no one is going to understand. It doesn’t make you clever; it just demonstrates
what a colossal arse the writer is. You do not egress the portal, you walk
through a door – even if you have to mention that at all. Nonetheless and for
names and for titles, for places or things they can be fabulous as in fictional
worlds there is a certain expectation for invention anyway. In the likes of
Parquet, an exercise purely to enjoy spinning a world when taking a break from
doing that at work anyway, it’s a lot more fun to actually use a word that means what it says (even if in
context then it looks like something made up). So as names, as places, but not
as a demonstration of one’s ability to hide what is actually being written.
These are some of my favourites that
can be used in such a way. Many are old slang, some are just dead words. Some
just sound good.
Acrasial.
Bad-tempered, particularly mean, even unfair.
Altham.
A vagabond’s woman.
Barque
(of frailty). A wanton, a trollop.
Bawker.
A player of games with a strong following, one with fans that howl and deride
his opponent.
Belemite.
Malingerer.
Bonifate, Lucky, a fortunate man.
Botcher.
Clothes-mender.
Bosky.
Drunk.
Callet.
Drab, dull.
Calvert.
To exaggerate one’s achievements or status,
Clewner.
A false scholar.
Castaldy.
A position of responsibility over another’s means, the act of a reeve, a
steward.
Cit.
Derisory term for a trader.
Coxcomb.
A fop, a dandy.
Crassulent.
Grossly fat.
Crocus.
A surgeon.
Crepuscule.
Twilight.
Derrick.
A hangman.
Dottrel.
Easy mark or prey.
Drigger.
A thief.
Duckies.
Breasts.
Faradiddles.
Lies.
Foppotee.
A fool, an idiot.
Fustigate.
To beat with a stick or club.
Gullgrope.
To lend money.
Gully.
A dagger.
Homerkin.
Seventy-five gallons of beer or ale, a barrel holding that amount.
Jangles.
Rumour and gossip.
Jordan.
A chamberpot, (oh, the hilarity).
Mingent.
One that is having a piss, or the act itself.
Murklins.
The dark, in the dark.
Nithing.
A weak man.
Palliard.
A beggar.
Picaroon.
A rogue, a pirate.
Punkateero.
A pimp.
Salwog.
To chase, to plunder.
Scut.
A cut or dent in part of a ship.
Shonnies.
Venereal diseases.
Skilly.
Broth, thin soup with little substance.
Veney.
Sword practise with sticks.
I think I must have read 'crepuscular' for 'twilight' at some stage, because I recall wandering round the supermarket muttering 'crepuscule' under my breath as if it was a French insult. It was probably a review of one of the eponymous 'teen vampire but without any of the redeeming humour of Buffy' series of books, come to think of it.
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