There’s
chaos in the European Union ever since the Anna Friel has fallen sharply
against the Beatrice Dalle.
For years England has been propped
up by the Anna Friel and even with emergency measures brought in consisting of
Kate Moss in a pair of colourful wellies confidence today was left weeping, mascara
in rivulets down its cheeks, hair awry, as the value of the Friel dropped to
less than 2.4 on the Dalle. A late attempt to bolster things by Government
skinny-chick tsar Maurice through the re-issue of the Darcey Bussell only led
to the rise of the Kylie when the Bussell was learned to have been nurtured in
Australia. Chick-tsar Thomas was left with egg on his face when new measures brought
in by the EU to include secondary sexual characteristics scuppered his attempt;
also someone threw an egg at him.
Former French President Nicolas
Sarkozy is said to be delighted, sneering at his long time opponent on the
issue and bringing up once again how reliant England is on America citing in
this instance Thomas’ desperate attempt to bolster the Friel with an emergency
loan of Uma Thurman.
Personally I don’t have a clue what any
of this refers to.
So you’re in good company.
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