Wednesday 2 November 2011

The Rise of Jobs Sothoth!

Recently elevated to the Divine, Steve Jobs (whilst still skipping stones across Tolly Mere and thieving bloomers from the washing line of the Dolly Sisters here in Tolly Maw) has today taken his place amongst the gods. His worshippers all being staunch followers of Richard Dawkins however Steve Jobs has been unable to join any of the current corporate religions, ironically, and has had to make do with ‘proper gods’, gods with stats – indeed, gods that appear in the good book. The good book being TSRs 1980 release Deities & Demigods. Therein and in the first edition as possessed by the inner cabal of Apple not only is there still to be found the Cthulhu mythos, but as a part of that mythos now Jobs Sothoth. Not only then has Steve Jobs (now Jobs Sothoth) taken his place amongst the stars – which in time he shall devour – but he is also a 16th level Bard with 3 attacks a round, amongst other things.
It’s early days yet but with so many cultists already Jobs Sothoth is clearly destined for great things. Already it is whispered that World 2.0 is in the works. No Christian authority has yet made a formal statement regarding the rise of Jobs Sothoth (which the Jobists have already long derided as a faith too ‘glitchy’ despite its numerous updates and reboots).
Ph’nglio mglw’nafh Jobs Sothoth Palo Alto wgah’tappity tap

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