There’s chaos in the European Union ever since the Anna Friel has fallen sharply against the Beatrice Dalle.
For years England has been propped up by the Anna Friel and even with emergency measures brought in consisting of Kate Moss in a pair of colourful wellies confidence today was left weeping, mascara in rivulets down its cheeks, hair awry, as the value of the Friel dropped to less than 2.4 on the Dalle. A late attempt to bolster things by Government skinny-chick tsar Maurice through the re-issue of the Darcey Bussell only led to the rise of the Kylie when the Bussell was learned to have been nurtured in Australia. Chick-tsar Thomas was left with egg on his face when new measures brought in by the EU to include secondary sexual characteristics scuppered his attempt; also someone threw an egg at him.
Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy is said to be delighted, sneering at his long time opponent on the issue and bringing up once again how reliant England is on America citing in this instance Thomas’ desperate attempt to bolster the Friel with an emergency loan of Uma Thurman.
Personally I don’t have a clue what any of this refers to.So you’re in good company.