I
thought I’d escaped the bedroom tax what with not being in receipt of any
housing benefit but it appears not – since I discovered today that the tax is
to be applied to bedrooms, full stop.
I rang and discovered through a
young chap, clearly much harried, that sleep has been pinned down as being one
of the singularly largest drains on the country, being unproductive and indeed
the preserve of people simply lying around. Already plans are being made to
demonise sleepers who could be out there working. This all seems a little
unfair, at least to me personally, as I would happily not sleep at all if I
could seeing as how there is just so much stuff to do. I will get a decent sort
of rebate on the tax since one third of the bedrooms in my house are actually
being used for work, but that all rebounds as one of the remainder is occupied
by my daughter. Children are likewise seen as a drain on the country’s
resources and are (I was quietly told) to be phased out entirely over the next
ten years.
It’s not like this week hasn’t been
the busiest since... ever. What with the end of term today needing three days
of cake making and decorating (fortunately the sprout won first prize), her
birthday, her party to organise, the upcoming Brownie camp, Easter – oh, and
work, with today yet more forms arriving needing to be urgently filled in. But
whilst I explained all this it was pointed out that if I hadn’t insisted on
spending five or six hours just lying around of a night then the whole thing
could have been made to go away.
I had to concede the point.
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