With
Britain drowning under the all-new summer, the Church of England has been
forced to make a statement today concerning the storms and record rainfall.
Spokesmen for the CofE the right Reverend Brian Sewell simpered to reporters
when faced with a barrage of questions concerning whether god was having a
right old laugh? Denying this to be the advent of the apocalypse Dr. Sewell was
able to point to the shocking lack of bike gangs roving the countryside,
raiding for fuel and complaining about their backs to the sound of Steeleye
Span.
When pressed on the issue of the fucking
ridiculous weather Reverend Sewell was forced to admit that god had made a mistake;
not knowing in the event that Glastonbury wasn’t on this year.
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